We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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