My hand turned me down
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Your cock deserves a montage
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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