Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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