My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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