are you so shy because you have an std?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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