nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Randomize
