I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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