Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
