I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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