No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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