my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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