I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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