is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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