how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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