she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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