my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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