So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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