CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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