Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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