i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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