oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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