that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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