his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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