He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
