where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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