just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My vagina is officially offended.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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