why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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