so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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