No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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