Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
