This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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