dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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