Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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