Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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