I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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