Sry I called you an 8
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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