I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
