guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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