So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.