if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood