Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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