Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
birth control should be required to get into college
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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