I'm jealous of your bromance
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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