Having a random hookup so left but love u
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
