fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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