I hate your face
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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