What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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