We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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