My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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