so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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