ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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