did you get engaged???
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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