Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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