I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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