At least make sure they are 18
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my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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