Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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