no you cant smoke seaweed
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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